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I also want toto share my experience. Five months before I got married, and my wife was to shy about sex before marriage now we reside two other places due to my job I try to do phone sex but she will do with interest but she is not very keen at doing sex but when I dosaw she will enjoy it. Whenever I go once in 3 months we will do sex daily and I have tried all good postions missionary,doggy and cowgirl as well. She enjoys phone sex very nicely and will say words like main randi ki tarah chudwa rahi hun or, something like I am your chuddakad. But while doing sexbowling I have to take manforce tablet to stay long because I have tried without taking and doing sex my penis doesn't erect and goes limb and small even my wife will give nice blowjob then also it will not erect. I watch lot of porn and enjoyI masturbation more than sex.
Not the half girlfriend, but the half drunk girlfriend is always wild, wicked and aggressive-attackive and willing to do submissive, slave and BDSM eager.

She would go very easily down and dirty - be she yr wife or a GF. So, before you order that Pizza and popcorn dinner tonight,…, always grab, 5-6 cans of gentle alcohol,… Budlight or Budweiser,
and make a drink, for yourself use soda and lemon juice and get her drunk ( if both the partners are drunk then driving and riding may create un-wanted accidents of pregnancy ) .
After 3-5 drinks she will get dizzy-sleepy and wanna sleep and your duty is, to lift her to the kitchen counter top ( above picture ) having her butt over the sink and lay her straight...extend a pillow below her head and allow to relax, sleep and take it easy,.. while you play with her parts,... and allow her to sleep and let her know that you are just fun- playing with her body and privates and if she is not willing to, join in this joint venture..... relax, sleep and free to take nap,... no problem. Pull her panties and lingerie down and gently with facute-sprinkle cares and clean her vaginal slot making free from perspiration, hair trim with small scissor if needed,.. and dry it with a hair-dryer.. Now you have to again make it wet with her released body fluids,.... so pamper, caress, tease and finger insert and cucumber insert,.. you have whole night for play, BJ, and tongue-wet it over and over, till she spouts and releases fluids..

But the minute your tongue licks her nip-tips or wet and hot vulva, she will portray her slutiness leaving all of the shame aside, and will beg for more and BJ this way and that way,…… Now the ball is in your court. Take the full-mouth ball, underneath her bra, into your mouth, honey wet the nip-tip and fondle it with hands and tongue, you got a whole night to eat her’s pussy of her juices, play dirty with whipcool and honey, gulaab- jal,.. water faucet sprinkler, and finger and vegetable insertion, till she begs for hard faking,…. A drunk and half conscious girl is always a heavenly pleasure to do anything down and dirty you wanna do, hence Eat and Be eaten, like a Jungle rule and very shamelessly….

Do more and more foreplay before any climax is reached by you... and only after a few hours of enough foreplay , BJs, and BDSM and vege. Sex, penetrate straight into her mouth-hole and she will eat it all,…. Your labor is well-worth, as no food wastage is here, energy is well-spent and do not forget to thank her, while licking and eating her whole night, as she can cum at least at least 3-5 times doing orgy-orgy… tell her to give you her taste of bottom juices. Once you are used to, it’s also like Budweiser’s same sort of taste. You will be habituated with pussy taste... Let she drinks Bud and you drink her and it's a win-win situation. Lick hers every inch of her skin of body with no shame and eat all the three holes, sucking all the anal oral and vaginal juices


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Thx for suggestion. But I want to clear one thing me n wife r happy with our life I wanted to tell that married life is diff from what I expected. Thought married people's will share their experiences. I don't need suggestion
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Main thing about the married-life’s / Post-Marriage's the biggest and utmost disappointment is….
lacking the sex interest in terms of mood-motto-preparation-decoration of yourself, puff-powdering, clean-bathe, and nicely dressing up with mood-desire-flavor… They say, -- Vacuum sux karta hai,.. magar, Wifey karti nahin,.. "
Family tensions,and other stress and job worries of career, finance, kid's up-growth,
A person gets physically disabled a wayy later, but mentally disabled a way earlier..

Sex is the godly given heavenly pleasure, among all other materialistic pleasures, ( which can be bought by money, ask any eunuch ) given by the almighty, for the hormone excitement pleasure.... and to fulfill that 50 percent lack of gender and tender-tribe ( which you were missing ) of the tribe lost, which was not given to you by the almighty, intentionally..... and now just to fulfill the satisfaction of having born as a human tribe, you both gender ought to come together...and perhaps that is the reason we like and love all of the dirty parts and its odors from the opposite gender, be it the saliva, piss, dirty poo and piss revealing privates, bodily dirty fluids... like cum and orgy and all sort of discharges, and its smelly odors..... be it from vagina, under arm, naval, thighs , breath, vagina, private clothes like bra and lingerie, or anus.. Almighty knows that, in his ‘chaman’ this 50 percent lack will only bring you.... to come together, then and then,...you will come close,... sux-fakk, share all dirty saliva and mix-blend of cum-Orgy...copulate, union and generate more..

Chaman ki ba-daulat, Rang aur Sugandh se hoti hai….
Agar,…. Hum hi hum hai,… toh kya Hum hai,…!
Agar,… Tum hi Tum ho,… toh kyat Tum ho,… !!!

So? Aaoo, Pyaar Karein,… Sense and Smell each other… Share Body n' Body fluids,... .Copulate, union, Penetrate, share sense, smell, shits and perspiration with sesual skin touch,....body-fluids from all 3 holes,.... and Produce even more of a kind/tribe..

For everyone willing to marry males, this remains da prime requirement,.... sexual dreams of achieving that 50 percent missing bite of a Roti... ( Rosy filmi world even inspires it more by selling dreams ).. and everything else, let say, kids, oldhood’s stick ( Budhaape ki laathi ) , oldhood care, support in bad time, mentally-physically and financially - till the life do us apart - and all such so called non-sensical garbage, ideals, and theoretical utter BS trash comes later, as we all know, such never gets applicable ( especially in today’s life ) in real practice, except for a very few, and in the poor class....
Now the utmost disappoint of the married life is, ( wifey never, dresses, portrays, decorates herself as a film heroine,.. she never even gives a shot....with whatsoever asset of beauty and body she may or may not have.. ).‘every-night as suhaag-raat’ and with mood-motto and desire in bed bodily and mentally, every night for love-making,.. daily stresses, job’s tiredness , kids’ and other family worries, stress, tension, upset minds, difference of opinions and other mental cracks, kill it all,… and now you have least interest in that real bottom "crack" i.e. Juicy-Pussy.

And, this remains the naked truth of the – Lost married life- in everybody’s Life, be it for Aish-Abhi or Jolie-Brad, and the true and real essence of sex-pleasure is lost.... as members can never dress up and decorate themselves with mood-motto, bodily prepareness and desire of

“ Let every night be your very first Suhaag-raat “ !! SO ? Wass' da remedy...?

Be as clean, neat, perfumed, Rose-flavored ( mentally and bodily ) and as pleasant n' charming as a Rose - mentally and literally physically,..
Mood well…
Dress well,…
Drunk well.. in mood and mizaaz,..
Act well,…
Desire well...…
Satisfy well....…
Do more and for long durations till both mentally and physically, cent-percent satisfied..
Eat, sense, smell the pleasure of each’s dirty privates with da fullest interest.
Kiss well.... BJ well..... Penetrate well.... ( Sayaneshu Rambha....- Theorem for girlies - be a shameless slut.. )
Eat opposite gender’s body well, and be-eaten.
Perform every night, like there is no tomorrow...
Fakk like Rabbits..... and...... Sukk like a Cat tongue-rubbing the 'Kheer'...

Like Azhar says,…
Bat well,…… Shot well,….. Hit well,…..Catch well,……Grab well,… field well,…… Ball well,.......Stroke well,..... Stump well,..... Hit d Wicket,.......No miss of any catches, from Slips,…....… Nice fielding at long-legs,…… Cover the Guli well ( No 'drops' from Gulli, just likk it all ),….....Forward short-leg positioning attack well,……... and Victory will be, on your side....!!

"And, that day, the post married life will remain, mirror-to-mirror perfect, what you had expected n' imagined about what it should be,... and there won’t be any different words like “ pre-marriage and post-marriage " in your dictionary.




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Main thing about the married-lifes / Post-Marriage's the biggest and utmost disappointment is.
lacking the sex interest in terms of mood-motto-preparation-decoration of yourself, puff-powdering, clean-bathe, and nicely dressing up with mood-desire-flavor They say, -- Vacuum sux karta hai,.. magar, Wifey karti nahin,.. "
Family tensions,and other stress and job worries of career, finance, kid's up-growth,
A person gets physically disabled a wayy later, but mentally disabled a way earlier..

Sex is the godly given heavenly pleasure, among all other materialistic pleasures, ( which can be bought by money, ask any eunuch ) given by the almighty, for the hormone excitement pleasure.... and to fulfill that 50 percent lack of gender and tender-tribe ( which you were missing ) of the tribe lost, which was not given to you by the almighty, intentionally..... and now just to fulfill the satisfaction of having born as a human tribe, you both gender ought to come together...and perhaps that is the reason we like and love all of the dirty parts and its odors from the opposite gender, be it the saliva, piss, dirty poo and piss revealing privates, bodily dirty fluids... like cum and orgy and all sort of discharges, and its smelly odors..... be it from vagina, under arm, naval, thighs , breath, vagina, private clothes like bra and lingerie, or anus.. Almighty knows that, in his chaman this 50 percent lack will only bring you.... to come together, then and then,...you will come close,... sux-fakk, share all dirty saliva and mix-blend of cum-Orgy...copulate, union and generate more..

Chaman ki ba-daulat, Rang aur Sugandh se hoti hai.
Agar,. Hum hi hum hai, toh kya Hum hai,!
Agar, Tum hi Tum ho, toh kyat Tum ho, !!!

So? Aaoo, Pyaar Karein, Sense and Smell each other Share Body n' Body fluids,... .Copulate, union, Penetrate, share sense, smell, shits and perspiration with sesual skin touch,....body-fluids from all 3 holes,.... and Produce even more of a kind/tribe..

For everyone willing to marry males, this remains da prime requirement,.... sexual dreams of achieving that 50 percent missing bite of a Roti... ( Rosy filmi world even inspires it more by selling dreams ).. and everything else, let say, kids, oldhoods stick ( Budhaape ki laathi ) , oldhood care, support in bad time, mentally-physically and financially - till the life do us apart - and all such so called non-sensical garbage, ideals, and theoretical utter BS trash comes later, as we all know, such never gets applicable ( especially in todays life ) in real practice, except for a very few, and in the poor class....
Now the utmost disappoint of the married life is, ( wifey never, dresses, portrays, decorates herself as a film heroine,.. she never even gives a shot....with whatsoever asset of beauty and body she may or may not have.. ).every-night as suhaag-raat and with mood-motto and desire in bed bodily and mentally, every night for love-making,.. daily stresses, jobs tiredness , kids and other family worries, stress, tension, upset minds, difference of opinions and other mental cracks, kill it all, and now you have least interest in that real bottom "crack" i.e. Juicy-Pussy.

And, this remains the naked truth of the Lost married life- in everybodys Life, be it for Aish-Abhi or Jolie-Brad, and the true and real essence of sex-pleasure is lost.... as members can never dress up and decorate themselves with mood-motto, bodily prepareness and desire of

Let every night be your very first Suhaag-raat !! SO ? Wass' da remedy...?

Be as clean, neat, perfumed, Rose-flavored ( mentally and bodily ) and as pleasant n' charming as a Rose - mentally and literally physically,..
Mood well
Dress well,
Drunk well.. in mood and mizaaz,..
Act well,
Desire well...
Satisfy well....
Do more and for long durations till both mentally and physically, cent-percent satisfied..
Eat, sense, smell the pleasure of eachs dirty privates with da fullest interest.
Kiss well.... BJ well..... Penetrate well.... ( Sayaneshu Rambha....- Theorem for girlies - be a shameless slut.. )
Eat opposite genders body well, and be-eaten.
Perform every night, like there is no tomorrow...
Fakk like Rabbits..... and...... Sukk like a Cat tongue-rubbing the 'Kheer'...

Like Azhar says,
Bat well, Shot well,.. Hit well,..Catch well,Grab well, field well, Ball well,.......Stroke well,..... Stump well,..... Hit d Wicket,.......No miss of any catches, from Slips,.... Nice fielding at long-legs, Cover the Guli well ( No 'drops' from Gulli, just likk it all ),.....Forward short-leg positioning attack well,... and Victory will be, on your side....!!

"And, that day, the post married life will remain, mirror-to-mirror perfect, what you had expected n' imagined about what it should be,... and there wont be any different words like pre-marriage and post-marriage " in your dictionary.



Good theory and very far from practical life.

Unless you are extremely vella and have no work to do.


After marriage many things/priorities change. So the couple needs to adjust accordingly and willingly. Plan some great weekends .. and do what tiwari ji said but on weekdays .. working class HAS to find pleasure in kinky quickies!

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Good theory and very far from practical life.

Unless you are extremely vella and have no work to do.


After marriage many things/priorities change. So the couple needs to adjust accordingly and willingly. Plan some great weekends .. and do what tiwari ji said but on weekdays .. working class HAS to find pleasure in kinky quickies!

That simply means, seems and sounds that, u failed to understand da life.

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Ours is different tragedy. Grown up kids occupy both bedrooms and one always stays in the house. Even though we want to do it, no privacy at all. Husband does night shifts and is home during daytime and gets pissed of all the time if I am not able to do something to him... We literally have to find and steal sex moments
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Anjali, Time is the most precious things, and since you already have two grown up kids, you must be I early 30s. Biological clock tics pretty fast and,…

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Ours is different tragedy. Grown up kids occupy both bedrooms and one always stays in the house. Even though we want to do it, no privacy at all. Husband does night shifts and is home during daytime and gets pissed of all the time if I am not able to do something to him... We literally have to find and steal sex moments
Put both kids in the same room - that will solve your daily basis problem.

Find getaways on weekends - a small hotel room and two hungry souls
Plan a long trip while leaving kids with relatives
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