Quick meet review by me - in shorthand
Race car calls me - saking if I am going for meet. I am surprised, thought it was in the evening. Was supposed to pick up my mom from airport. All flights delayed due to Common wealth games rescheduling, mom postpones ticket.
Got Chinna Kunji's number from race car and called him. Fellow anticipated my call because Racecar A-hole gave heads up. Anyways, CK told me to land up at some back of beyond place outside city limits.
Told him to take a walk off the cliff and said I will attend if kept in city. I specified a location and then CK calls me back with a new location.
No idea how many blow jobs he had to give to convince the rest of them (ask him all that personally)
I hailed a call taxi and took 2 bodyguards with me for protection just in case the fookers had seen Endhiran-the robo and got crazy ideas from it
Reached the place at time specified by CK without regarding IST (Indian Stretchable time)
Already started drinking before the 5 of them came. Lots of confusion because of the fancy hotel having many joints. Finally met Chinna Kunji in the lobby. Pleasantries exchanged and we walk into bar when half of them went straight to lunch buffet and had to be herded back to bar
Pricey phacking bar with 150 rupees per ordinary drink
The manager was getting pissed with me since I was back and forth two tables. Told him to go fly a kite.
Sanjay immediately started bombarding with kweschans, followed by rest of them - but me being me - never gave them a chance to speak leave alone ask
Gogo wanted fresh Orange juice with his vodka (his second time drinking alcohol). The server brought the shot of vodka, but there was no sign of orange juice for half an hour. Then the manager came and said that he had to book a ticket to Nagpur to go and find fresh oranges, so I suggest tender coconut as a better alternative to sprite for the vodka.
Everyone has no say in matter coz I ordered the manager to bring it - he immediately tells the dialogue - just for us - he will source it.
Half an hour later he comes with an itty bitty glass of tender coconut water and says there is no more
Meanwhile had nice interaction with folks sitting at next table - regarding Yamaha RX 100 and RD 350 etc. while snacking on boiled eggs, peanut sundal, pori etc.
Sanjay looks at me like some untouchable. Told him I enjoy all this the most. Regret not having any pickles to dip my finger in and lick.
Meanwhile asked for another cab because allmost everyone was feeling hungry while some of us were still thirsty.
To be continued...............